This is just too funny...

[surrendermyself]

Last Night I wanted to see how long I could keep Will from going to bed when he said night and this is what transpired.



Me: you are in trouble
Will: why?
Me: cause
Will: tell me tell me tell me
Me: you haven't read the mod post in the ooc and i know for a fact you need people added to things
Will: i read it but i thought i was set!
Will: rusty's in terrace b room 330
Me: did you check the lists like you were told?
Will: andrew's in housing
Me: no Rusty's is not b 330 as there is no such room as b 330
Will: whatever room you told me then
Me: je
Me: 'oih'kyhuk;luh'klhu
Will: que?
Me: he's in C 300
Will: you def. told me B
Me: write it down mark it. honey...A is the 100s B is the 200s and C is the 300s so tell me, how could B even be close to 330
Will: grrrr i'll change the post in the am.
Will: what else am i supposed to do
Will: while im up
Me: you just need to change B to C and you need to check ALL the lists
Me: see where Rusty or Andy needs to be added
Will: added where
Will: i don't know what you're talking about
Me: I am thinking Andy should be added to the "Gonna be a smurf" list too
Me: in the mod journal
Will: nuh-uh!
Will: ok lemme check the lists
Me: housing, taken, jobs, muns an idiot list
Will: boo!
Will: i'll do it in the am.
Will: p.s. have you heard of instant star?
Me: fine whatever. Just from now on...you need to do what your told mister.
Me: is that like Instant Soup/
Will: no. it's a canadian tv show...like degrassi...ever heard of
Me: no. why would i watch that?
Will: geez just guessin
Me: I, last time i checked, live in oklahoma
Me: canada is 1000 miles away..at least
Will: well i was gonna bring a xter or two in from that show but if noone knows it
Will: it's on The-N on cable
Me: ok hun...do you know how many shows i watch?
Me: not allowed to add any more
Will: blah blah blah
Me: don't blah me or Andy gets frozen to death
Will: you can't kill me xter
Me: especially when Ana finds out that he was friends with the guy who killed Tara
Me: i didn't say kill
Will: more like lovers but thats a diff story
Me: i said freeze
Will: frozen "TO DEATH"
Me: no
Will: i.e. death = kill
Me: i said frozen
Will: to death
Me: oops i did...guess andy dies then
Will: let me empasize. you kill my character we never speak again am i clear?
Me: you wouldn't do that
Will: and neither would you. glad to see we're on the same page
Me: < --- thats me
Me: and you love me
Will: at times
Me: so even if i kill off the annoyin twit you would still love me
Me: cause i am an angel
Will: hah!!
Will: and i leave you with that
Will: good day
Me: perfect angel
Me: who can do no wront
Me: wrong*
Will: double hah!!
Me: which means that i kill him it must not be wrong
Will: you're delusional
Me: nope
Will: si
Me: i am beautiful
Me: and perfect
Will: and delusional
Me: in every way
Will: and delusional
Will: ok mary poppins
Me: That movie was made in my image
Will: OH DEAR GOD
Will: i'm leaving before i do something drastic
Me: the writers and directors knew how awesome i was even before i was born
Will: .....
Will: <----- speechless
Me: why?
Will: ......
Me: im sorry
Will: ......
Me: you just can't handle my brilliance
Will: *dies*
Me: *dances* Yay will is dead
Will: you just keep tellin yourself that sweet pea.
Me: I am
Me: I am brilliant
Will: mmmmmk
Me: amazingly brilliant
Will: i see vanity is not in your vocabulary
Me: not at all
Me: I am the most perfectly modest person you know
Will: can you say "ego-maniac?"
Me: nope
Will: thought not
Me: I can Marissa is a perfect angel who can do no wrong and the movie Mary Poppins was made in her image
Will: you're killin me smalls
Me: who's smalls?
Will: i need my beauty rest.
Will: tah.
Will: *sighs*
Me: and why would i kill him if i am perfect
Will: g'night
Me: why
Will: remember the funeral thing or do you have a very short tem memory
Me: you don't want to bask in my brilliance some more?
Will: GAH!!!
Me: ahh...alright, you may go, you have my permission.
Me: just know
Will: i have no words.
Me: you are in trouble mister
Me: yes you do
Me: you had to have words to say i have no words
Will: ues your right i have one word
Me: so therefore you do have words
Will: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Will: g'night!
Me: hehe
Me: even though the sound of it is something quite attrocious
Will: if you say it loud enough you'll always sound percocious.
Me: precpcopis
Me: hgah
Will: SUPERCALIFRAGILISICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
Me: precocious
Me: i have something brilliant to say to you
Will: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: antidisestablishmentarianism
Will: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Will: my word is better
Me: my word is real
Will: i don't lie in the realm of reality. for my dreams are supernatural.
Will: -walt disney
Me: true you don't
Me: if you did you would know how amazing i was
Me: and that I am perfect
Will: here we go again
Me: and you should bask in my perfection
Me: see thing is...
Will: that's YOUR reality love. mine is different
Me: i am so perfect I have managed to get you to stay 30 minutes longer than you planned
Me: so yes
Me: i am brilliant and perfect and stuff
Will: fuck you. hows that for a word?
Me: thats two words
Will: GAH!!!!!!
Me: and you name the time and place and we can
Will: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Me: you wouldn't sleep through sex with me
Me: i am fucking amazing
Will: ooooooooooooooooookay
Me: I am
Will: g'night haha
Me: who is haha?
Will: pmg
Me: and why you sayin g'night to him
Will: *omg
Me: pmg?
Me: whats pmg?
Will: i'm ending this conversation
Me: how?
Me: with a bang?
Will: by doing this.
Will signed off at 1:32:04 AM.
Will is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
Me: doing what?
Me: OMG YOU ARE EVIL